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Joke of the Day
"Why repent? I pented just last week."
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"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"You know why Italians hate javohas witnesses? They dont like any witnesses."
"I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. ""Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?"" *hangs up*"
"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"