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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."
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"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"My truck is a lot like Tony Romo. It will turn over, but the clutch doesn't work."
"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."
"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""
"What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maize."
"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"
"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"