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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."
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"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"
"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"""Are there drug dealers on Twitter?"" Asking for 522 friends."
"I could not have sex with a man..... because I could never fuck something I respect. (Jim Jefferies)"