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Joke of the Day
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."
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"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"
"Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"
"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"
"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."
"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""
"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."
"Have you ever tried using a broken pencil? No? Well don't try. It's pointless."
"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."