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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."

"How did Samuel Morse propose to his wife? .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- .-. .-. -.-- / -- . ..--.."

"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney."

"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."

"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""