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Joke of the Day
"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."
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"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
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"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"
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"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."
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