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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"

"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths"

"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"

"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."

"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"

"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."