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Joke of the Day

"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"

"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""

"What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw? A new jaw-key"

"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."

"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"Saw a squirrel get hit by a car earlier.Felt kinda bad,but I don't think the squirrel gave a shit that the Smart Car was totaled."

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."