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Joke of the Day
"Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday"
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"I do not need to have a threesome... ... if I want to disappoint two people at once, I go to dinner with my parents."
"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"
"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."
"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"
"Her: I can't believe you slept with her! Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Her: I just went to the store to buy bread! Me: Longest six minutes ever"
"Gf:Do u love me? Me:Yes. Gf:Why do u love me? Me:You're the best. Gf:I'm the best at what? Me:Asking questions. Gf: Like what? Me:..."
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."