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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"

"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""

"*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"

"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."

"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."