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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."
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"The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man."
"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."
"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."
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"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."
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"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"