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Joke of the Day

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""

"I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now."

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions? A crime fighter."

"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."

"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"

"I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever."

"What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica? ""X marks the pot, matey."""

"How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu"