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Joke of the Day
"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""
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"What noise does a nut make when it has a cold? ... CASHEWW!"
"Why did ebola cross the road? To infect more people and make them shit out their insides and sweat blood."
"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"
"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""
"Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon."
"""Paper or plastic?"" Sorry i have a boyfriend ""Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"" I think we should just be friends"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!"
"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""
"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."