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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"

"An apple a day can keep ANYONE away if you throw it really hard at their face"

"What do you call a row of boxers-in-training? A shitty punch line."

"You can't out wit a jew but... You can auschwitz him"

"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"

"One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together"

"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"