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Joke of the Day
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"
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"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"
"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."
"I just realized something. Jesus backwards is susej =sausage. Jesus is a sausage. Is this a conspiracy? I really need to know"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children."
"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."
"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."
"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"