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Joke of the Day

"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."

"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""

"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."

"Everyone claims Bill Cosby didn't care about his victims.. but eventually they all came to"

"What's the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard."

"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."