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"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"
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"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"[angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you"
"Why did the vampire go to the doctors? Because he was coffin..."
"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"
"Science flies you to the moon."
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad"
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."