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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"
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"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."
"Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside."
"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"
"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."
"If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply ""Like"" to all of my tweets. I'll understand"
"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"
"Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed"
"""Give me your Vitamin Water and your organic gluten-free cookies unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2012 school bully"
"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"