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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"
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"I once saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."
"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"Losing weight is not working for me, so I'm concentrating on getting taller."
"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""
"How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day? One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab."
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."
"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"