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Joke of the Day

"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*"

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella"

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field."