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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."
"I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like."
"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""
"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"
"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."
"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"
"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"