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Joke of the Day
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad"
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."
"[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once"
"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."
"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"