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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"
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"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."
"I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed."
"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."
"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."
"Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think ""Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"""
"How do you encourage a bartender? ""That's the spirit!"" How do you discourage a bartender? Boos."
"3-year-old: What's a swear word?Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word?"