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Joke of the Day

"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer."

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty."

"My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game."

"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"

"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."