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Joke of the Day

"Kelly Ayotte says ""Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids."" She's right, kids don't pay taxes either."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"

"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""

"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."

"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."

"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."

"It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear."