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Joke of the Day

"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""

"What are the longest hairs in the body? Nose hairs, because pulling them out is a pain in the ass."

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"

"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"

"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"Do you have elections in Japan? Yes, I have one evely molning."

"I bet even your farts smell good."

"Ellen Pao right now [deleted]"

"I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)"