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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."

"Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"

"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"

"If Neo would have taken the blue pill, The Matrix would've been the exact same movie, except he'd have had a hard on the whole time."

"[sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before"

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"What do you call a dentist gunfighter? Clean Teathstwood."

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."