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Joke of the Day
"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."
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"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?"
"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."
"A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables..."
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."
"How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science: virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."