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Joke of the Day

"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."

"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."

"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."

"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"Winners don't do drugs... It chaffs the willy."

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"