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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."

"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"

"""Why?""- existential owl"

"What do you get when you cross... an insomniac, a dyslectic, and an agnostic... A: someone whos stays up at night wondering if there's dog"

"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."

"I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex."

"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."