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Joke of the Day
"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"
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"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""
"Little kids be trippin'."
"2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life."
"I told my boss I couldn't come into work because my anal glaucoma was acting up. I just couldn't see my ass there."
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."
"A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?"" The man says, ""Like a glove."""