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Joke of the Day
"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."
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"The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac... Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls."
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"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"
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"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."
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"I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars out of 5 It was a pi rated DVD"