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"""Why?""- existential owl"
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"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
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"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
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