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Joke of the Day
"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
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"Conspiracy theory: If they really want to catch Big Foot, why don't they look at the factory where Christmas stockings are made?"
"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."
"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"
"Rules of Hawaii Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei"
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"
"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."
"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."