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Joke of the Day
"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
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"""Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"" ""No, flush it like everyone else"""
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"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"
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"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."