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Joke of the Day
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
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"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""
"""I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play."" -Ralph Lauren"
"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"
"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"
"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."