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Joke of the Day
"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"
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"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."
"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"
"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"
"SURGEON (who is an octopus): scalpel NURSE: [sweating trying to figure out what arm to hand it to] yup one second"
"Looks like Putin is having Turkey for Thanksgiving aff"
"I'm too young to be too old for everything."
"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."