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Joke of the Day

"I'd enjoy your sports/movie/pop-star jokes a lot more if I didn't have to spend 10 minutes on Google figuring out if they're funny or not."

"Did you know? If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail."

"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged."

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"

"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"

"What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?"

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."