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Joke of the Day

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Curiosity killed the cat. NASA apologized profusely."

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"Just saw a license plate that said ""LUV SLUG."" I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter."

"They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails."

"Dad: Whadya got there son? Son: Soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline"

"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."

"If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree."

"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"