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Joke of the Day

"Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven."

"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania."

"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"

"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"

"Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was ""rivet, rivet."""

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

"Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments. It appreciated it."