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Joke of the Day
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
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"The first woman on the Moon contacted Houston. ""Houston, we have a problem."" *""What is it?""* ""Never mind."" *""What's the problem?""* ""It's nothing."" *""Please tell us.""* ""I'm fine."""
"If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you."
"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."
"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free :)"
"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."