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Joke of the Day

"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""

"If you're going to do something illegal don't plan it through Facebook Do it somewhere private where no one will see you, like google+."

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell."