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Joke of the Day
"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"
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"How to make a trump sandwich Russian Potato Bread Lots of Baloney Peanut Butter One Small Pickle"
"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"
"Watson: ""Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?"" Holmes: ""DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"""
"A moral compass is just a clock that isn't drunk enough."
"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""
"How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!"
"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."