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Joke of the Day

"What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?"

"The best stories ever told always end with the words""...and then I got the hell out of there."""

"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."

"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."