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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"
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"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."
"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"How do you drown a hipster? ... you push him into the mainsteam"
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."
"Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people."
"a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war he was an unconscientious objector"
"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"
"It's hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs."
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""