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Joke of the Day
"conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes."
Next Joke
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."
"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."
"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"
"My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down. That's my workout motivation."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
"I wanted to propose to her. I wanted to propose her.I gave her a ring.What the heck,she won't pick up the phone."
"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."
"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"