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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"

"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."

"[dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick"

"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"