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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."

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"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
"How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free"
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? Gingervitus."
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is self defense and you make bagels with judo (Jew dough)."
"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."
"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough She keeps asking what I'm doing"