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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."

"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come."

"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."

"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."

"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"

"there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin"