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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
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"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."
"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""
"I want to be as annoying as a vegetarian but still eat meat so I'm telling people I only eat chicken. I'm calling myself a ""poultrivore""."
"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."
"I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court."
"Your dick."
"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."
"I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front."
"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."