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Joke of the Day
"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."
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"I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!"
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up."
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile."
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""
"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."