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Joke of the Day

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"

"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"

"I went to a fight and a hockey match broke out... http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2015/11/14/9736852/jets-predators-unsportsmanlike-penalties"

"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"

"2 Canadians are walking through the snow... The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says: ""Look, a boot"" The second one replies: ""About what?"""

"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."

"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"

"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."